February 2012
WHY IS MY LEFT RING FINGER CONSIDERABLY SHORTER...
DO I HAVE ANYTHING THAT IS SYMETRICAL
ANYTHING
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fuckyeahashes replied to your post: whenever I see people arguing in serious terms about John’s sexuality
john loves dick so much that all his organs are actually dicks this is my headcanon his stomach is a dick his thigh is dicks
you should draw him like that then enter it into that contest
Erasure is the tendency to ignore, remove, falsify, or reexplain evidence of sexuality in history, academia and the news media
Erasure is not John/other dicks
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rimbaum replied to your post: WHO EVEN CARES ABOUT WHAT OTHER PEOPLE SHIP
I never use this word because I just plain don’t like it, but I have the overwhelming desire to just say “stop this fighting, you’re all acting like cunts” right now :| shipping wars are dumb: people arguing about the love lives of fictional peoples.
it’s the only word for people who cpmplain about stupid shit like...
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whipmyfrobackandforth asked: you inspire me
WHO EVEN CARES ABOUT WHAT OTHER PEOPLE SHIP
OH MY DICKS
OH MY FUCKING DICKS
WHO CARES IF IT MAKES SENSE, WHO CARES IF CHARACTER X IS “NOT A HOMOSEXUAL” JUST
UNBUNCH YOUR PANTIES AND TAKE A BREATHER
DICKS.
whenever I see people arguing in serious terms...
i just realized
problemsleuth:
all of us who use kawaii and uguu ironically
no
its not ironic
we really are moe.
we made it guys.
we’re moe.
dreamwalkering asked: Is Reset going to update anytime soon? I miss it.
how do you convey emotions without keysmashing
pedoshaming:
dorothy-cotton:
pedoshaming:
dorothy-cotton:
It is fun when you have a complete dick move planned in a fic
like
even though we all know everything’s going to turn out alright in the end
*prepares to insert dick move*
RUH ROH
#is this because me and zeph made you cry with our rp
Shh, no it’s okay the dick move was one of the fundamental plotlines das been there from...
spazzplosion asked: PERSONALLY, I'd say go up to E anyways and not worry about it! But I also used to scope out stories and uh, only read the E rated ones. Don't worry about it too much? Maybe mention in the description that its highly rated for later chapters?
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vegasmagician replied to your post: I’m only fic blogging because I’m writing the next…
ah just do it anyway-doesnt give me the wrong impression anyway so i don’t see why it should with others O:
SOMETIMES IT MAKES IT LOOK LIKE IT’S JUST CHAPTER OF PORN which I think puts some people off idk
IDK
I DEE KAY ;_;
Anonymous asked: /watch?v=r509sR2TdFg fluttershy
I’m only fic blogging because I’m writing the next chapter atm, and I think I’m going to have to bump the rating up to an E?
IS THAT A PROBLEM BECAUSE IDK, I’M ALWAYS DUBIOUS ABOUT DOING THAT SHIT WITH LONG FICS BECAUSE yeah it gives people the wrong impression of a story sometimes o3o
pedoshaming:
dorothy-cotton:
It is fun when you have a complete dick move planned in a fic
like
even though we all know everything’s going to turn out alright in the end
*prepares to insert dick move*
RUH ROH
#is this because me and zeph made you cry with our rp
Shh, no it’s okay the dick move was one of the fundamental plotlines das been there from the beginning
in fact,...
Anonymous asked: Yeah, well, you're a small ball of boiled offal!
Anonymous asked: YOU SIR, ARE A BUNDLE OF STICKS.
imagine if i went one chapter of this fic without...
i sort of hope it comes off like a running gag, rather than like “damn this author just loves butts don’t they”
It is fun when you have a complete dick move planned in a fic
like
even though we all know everything’s going to turn out alright in the end
*prepares to insert dick move*
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Welcome to The Bro Show: ==>Bro: Go to the roof. →
bro-kun:
After your talk with John, you log off and stare at your computer screen for a while. You’re not sure how long, because time seems to be moving insufferably slow.
He doesn’t love you.
He likes you, and he still wants to be with you, and he says that he will love you one day, but right now it’s…
bro no
bro
quag you fucker
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innercheeseburger replied to your post: innercheeseburger replied to your post: what game…
PHEW! for a second there i thought you were gonna say you didn’t
no it’s like the ONLY GAME i’m a fan of
and boy am I a fan
BOY.
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innercheeseburger replied to your post: what game systems do you own?
HOW DO YOU PLAY POKEMON?
UPON MY MOTHER’S GAMEBOY DS
which I’ve adopted because I use it more
and I have an old Gamboy advanced SP
innercheeseburger asked: what game systems do you own?
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==>Bro: Find out what's wrong with John.
bro-kun:
TT: Hey.
EB: hey, what’s up?
TT: Not much. I was just waiting for you to get home, pretty much, which now you are. How was school?
EB: ah, boring and long.
EB: how was waiting for me??
TT: That sucks dude.
TT: And it was pretty boring, but not entirely awful.
EB: eh, it’s not that difficult.
EB: how are you? aside from being bored and stuff.
TT: I’m pretty good, now that...
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ribbonlimbs replied to your post: If any of you truly loved me you’d buy me a cat…
My favourite pictures of Anna are the ones where she inadvertently looks like Ryuuk.
tyfghj
If any of you truly loved me you’d buy me a cat boy
I have to write a fic where I can make someone a super moe version of themselves with cat ears and when people say why I will say “BECAUSE I AM A SELF INDULGENT PIECE OF SHIT”
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doktorivan replied to your audio post: Slightly dodgy Sarah Millican for that anon
holy shirt
i am the millican it is me
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Anonymous asked: british people look like monkeys
Anonymous asked: Oh my god you actually sound like a woman but your seventeen why don't you sound like a girl you sound like you could own a house and have a kid in primary school what's happening here
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vegasmagician replied to your audio post: Slightly dodgy Sarah Millican for that anon
eliza you’re perfect
Anonymous asked: you said you would do your sarah millican today, do it please do it now please! I've spent all day looking forward to it <3
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saudadee replied to your post: so hey. I love you buckets for all your fanfiction that you writeSPECIFICALLY YOUR DIRKJOHN DONT POINT THAT FINGERLSGLUEQDF. is Stridercest a possibility in teh future? c:
aaaah this fic is really good
oh thank you :3
I'll tell you a story if you don't ask me how it...
pilkopants:
But I find myself reading Victorian erotica. Reader discretion is advised.
Read More
pickle
PICKLE
dirkgrayson:
i just read “bridge on the river kwai”
as
“bridge on the river kawaii”
I miss having long hair
AHAAH KIDDING BEST FUCKING DECISION I EVER MADE
THIS IS REAL THIS IS ME
people didn’t even used to ask to touch my hair they just used to play with it AND THINK I WOULDN’T FEEL IT
BITCH JUST BECAUSE IT’S 3 FEET AWAY FROM MY SCALP DOESN’T MEAN I CAN’T FEEL IT