February 2012
innercheeseburger asked: can you upload a post of you speaking english next time?
d0dai asked: whenever i listen to someone with a northern accent it makes me jealous cause i just sound snobby weh
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sazzlepops replied to your post: sazzlepops replied to your post: sazzlepops…
youtube.com/watch?v=QrRrfwxi8yY the girl kangaroo omg this is fucking hilariously awful the scottish guy doesn’t even have a scottish accent TOM MACJUMP
why are the kangaroos scottish
what the fuck is this nightmare
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fuckyeahashes replied to your post: fuckyeahashes replied to your post: fuckyeahashes…
yes i sound exactly like that and whenever i record myself the microphone messes up because i yell everything i say because I Am Karkat Vantas
good
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fuckyeahashes replied to your post: fuckyeahashes replied to your post: fuckyeahashes…
who is that
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg
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sazzlepops replied to your post: sazzlepops replied to your post: sazzlepops…
it was really high pitched and it sounded like the voice of SALLY THE KANGAROO who is a character in the textbooks for english for wee babbys in germany
OH that might have been one of my voice actoring doodlies idk
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fuckyeahashes replied to your post: fuckyeahashes replied to your post: fuckyeahashes…
laughs because my voice is literally everyones headcanon voice for karkat surprising no one
do you sound like Gilbert Gottfried
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sazzlepops replied to your post: sazzlepops replied to your post: i’m quite softly…
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i see. i’m glad i didn’t like ur pretend accent soz
das my sexy joanna lumley voice
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getnothingdone replied to your audio post: THE THINGS I DO FOR TUMBLR
i can’t tell if you have a very geordie accent because my granddad’s a geordie and i always just think his accent is normal until other people mention it but you don’t sound in the least bit manly like you said above :’)
I’m not dead geordie but I’m quite
I’m sort of half way there
averyfreshprince asked: im just fucking uguuuinh evrrywhere at the geordie naww kawaiiiii
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innercheeseburger replied to your post: sazzlepops replied to your post: i’m quite softly…
she actually has the same drunken valley girl accent she uses to voice roxy. it’s canon.
Anonymous asked: Aw don't say sorry, it's a beautiful voice, it was just rather a shock! :P
Anonymous asked: eee pet, ur such a crackin lass, way aye!
Anonymous asked: just listened to it again... you are so northern! :O :O :O I just cannot get over this; and I know people from the north, but they just sound way less... northern than you.
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fuckyeahashes replied to your post: fuckyeahashes replied to your post: fuckyeahashes…
my headcanon voice for you is so much higher and kawaii but as ive found from the internet that is my headcanon voice for everyone
SOME PEOPLE ARE SAYING IT’S TOO HIGH AND KAWAII
ASHES IS SAYING NOT HIGH AND KAWAII ENOUGH
WHOOOO IS THAT GIRL I SEE
STARING STRAIGHT
BACK AT ME
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innercheeseburger replied to your post: fuckyeahashes replied to your post: fuckyeahashes…
soz
dammit andrew
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fuckyeahashes replied to your post: fuckyeahashes replied to your post: fuckyeahashes…
eliza thats gross
it’s my favourite insult tho
Anonymous asked: oh my god... your voice... it's so northern... and girly! :O (my headcanon voice for you was waaay lower and more sarcastic)
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sazzlepops replied to your post: i’m quite softly spoken tho
i remember you having a generic english accent in one of ur other voice posts or am i just imagining this WHICH IS THE REAL ONE
I once did a post where I put on a voice right the way through then at the end I was like “LOL IM A DEAM KILLAR THAR I SOUND LIEK DIS!!!”
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fuckyeahashes replied to your post: fuckyeahashes replied to your post: fuckyeahashes…
NOB JOCKEY NOB JOCKEY WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN
“used to describe man / woman who rides cock like a horse jockey
also used as an insult
that suzy is a world class nob jockey Andrew you fucked up this report you complete nob jockey”
i'm quite softly spoken tho
that was a soft accent
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fuckyeahashes replied to your post: fuckyeahashes replied to your audio post: THE…
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IT WAS LIKE ABLA ABLA BALBA ABL BOO
I CALLED YOU A NOB JOCKEY
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myvaginaisnowemotionallyshaken replied to your post: IS THAT UR VOICE IM CRYING USUALLY I CANT FUCKIN RELATE PEOPLE TO THEIR VOICES OMG GOGMFODISUGAVZHB BYE
HAVE YA EVER HEARD MA VOICE LOL ITS HIGHER THAN YOURS AHAHSJAKJN
MY VOICE ISN’T HIGH I’M MANLY AS HELL ;_;
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fuckyeahashes replied to your audio post: THE THINGS I DO FOR TUMBLR
OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU SAYING WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING I THOUGHT I HEARD MY NAME BUT I CANT BE SURE
note to self
speak slowly and clearly to ashes
I CALLED YOU A NOB JOCKEY
myvaginaisnowemotionallyshaken asked: IS THAT UR VOICE IM CRYING USUALLY I CANT FUCKIN RELATE PEOPLE TO THEIR VOICES OMG GOGMFODISUGAVZHB BYE
Anonymous asked: Headcanon voice for you forever destroyed :(
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sazzlepops replied to your audio post: THE THINGS I DO FOR TUMBLR
can u say poopfist
no ;_;
Anonymous asked: oh wow i like your voice holy shit
THE THINGS I DO FOR TUMBLR
kindergartencop asked: ' Let me, dear, for I have told you everything I ever did and so I can ask you in turn. When that person (Vincent Cosgrave) whose heart I long to stop with the click of a revolver put his hand or hands under your skirts did he only tickle you outside or did he put his finger or fingers up into you? If he did, did they go up far enough to touch that little cock at the end of your cunt? Did he...
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fuckyeahashes replied to your post: give me things to say to the dictation app do it
record your voice first asshole
FINE.
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vodkapancock replied to your post: give me things to say to the dictation app do it
to sit in solemn silence on a long dark dock in a pestilential prison with a lifelong lock awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock from a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block
Josie & silencing along.doc… Dimensionland prinson lifelong walkaway sensation shop shop shop and sheepbridge each...
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syupon replied to your post: give me things to say to the dictation app do it
Piss on me. Fucking piss on me but do it in the antarctic so that the pee freezes in mid air while you are pissing off a building and the piss turns to spear’s. impale me with frozen urine and then shit on my butt corpse. Im a fat gay and I want ETC.
“Cassion Maethop & maybe denier are XMP freezes in midair...
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innercheeseburger replied to your post: give me things to say to the dictation app do it
do the homesticker names thingy??? you know what i’m talking about
Yes Yes I do
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kindergartencop replied to your post: give me things to say to the dictation app do it
the lovely dennis keighron-foster from come dine with me
“The lovely Dennis Keeran faster fountainbrae mistake”
Anonymous asked: sting, canadian hockey players, russell brand (I think you mentioned your grandad and him once) OMG eliza ur so well connected with the celebrities of today!
give me things to say to the dictation app do it
I downloaded a dictation App and it doesn't...
oh
I will have fun with this
innercheeseburger asked: hey. hey eliza. there police are a really great band. and not to sound hyperbolic or anything, but if you don't listen to them, you're missing out on a life of happiness.
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copper-fish:
I’m sorry about the audio. Try this...
Cyber bullying is only funny when it’s aimed at David Karp on his own website
David Karp must cry daily
i bring them nice new things yet they continue to hate me ;_;
psiifloor:
So this idea popped into my head and then my internet died so I made it happen.
Enjoy.